 | Don't name a pig you plan to eat. |
| Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. |
| Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how
well you bounce. |
| Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance. |
| Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. |
| A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. |
| Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked. |
| Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. |
| Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. |
| To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their
houses. |
| Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
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| Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open. |
| Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. |
| Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. |
| Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat. |
| Don't corner something meaner than you. |
| You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar--assuming you want to
catch flies. |
| Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers
or weeds. |
| It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. |
| Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. |
| You can't unsay a cruel thing. |
| Every path has some puddles. |
| Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love
it. |
| The best sermons are lived, not preached. |
| Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. |
| The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme
Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou
Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie in
a building full of lawyers and Politicians without creating a hostile work
environment. |
