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- written by A. Horse
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- 10. BLOWING PAPER. "At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering
our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
- 9. BARKING DOGS: " What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"
- 8. PUDDLES OF WATER. "Quicksand."
- 7. TRASH CANS. " They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into
another dimension."
- 6. BABIES AND LIL KIDS." Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
- 5. PLAID HORSE BLANKETS. "Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds 100
lbs."
- 4. ROPES AND HOSES ON THE GROUND. " Dreaded North American trail snakes."
- 3. PONIES. "Cute, cleaver, hardy. They want to take over the World."
- 2. WINDY DAYS. "Two words: impending tornado."
- AND THE NUMBER ONE SCARY THING IN THE MINDS OF HORSES?
- 1. CARTS AND WAGONS. "Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them
off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? It's just not right. No matter how fast the
horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. OH, THE HORROR!!!
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