1. The smell is BEAUTIFUL. It is one of Nature's finest smells. If you don't
like it, save yourself some trouble and don't come over to my house or get
into my car.
2. If you prefer a lifestyle free of shedding hairs, sprays of snot,
random slobberings or natural, organic fertilizer in your shoes, you may not
be my kind of person.
3. I like my horse a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, she's a horse. To me, she's a family member who is big, hairy,
walks on all fours and is easily startled.
5. Horses are better than babies. They can amuse themselves all day long,
they make much less noise, their sh*t is nowhere near as gross, and THEY
carry YOU around.
