 | There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat. |
| No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off. |
| The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks
and need the vet at least once month. |
| A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are
watching. |
| Your favorite tack always gets chewed on, and your new blanket gets torn.
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| Tack you hate will never wear out and blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.
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| Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you. |
| Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped. |
| If you approach within 50 feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty.
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| The number of horses you own will increase to the number of stalls in your barn.
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| Your barn will fall down without baling twine. |
| Hoof picks always run a way from home. |
| If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
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| If you are winning, then quit, because there is only one way to go. Down! |
