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A Letter From your horse (the original version):
 | When you are tense, let me teach you to relax. |
| When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient. |
| When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see. |
| When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful. |
| When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene. |
| When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful. |
| When you are self-absorbed let me teach you to think of greater things. |
| When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility. |
| When you are lonely, let me be your companion. |
| When you are tired, let me carry the load. |
| When you need to learn, let me teach you. |
| After all, I am your horse. |
And now, the REAL story......
| When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in them thar
woods, and we need to leave NOW! |
| When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the
pasture for an hour before you can catch me. |
| When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly,
in the 40 acres I am hiding. |
| When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick MUCH
faster (and harder) than omnivores. |
| When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet,
because I don't feel like cantering on my right lead today. |
| When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness. |
| When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid
service. |
| When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. Remember? I
told you about those lions in them thar woods? |
| When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs. of "YAHOO LETS GO!"
can do when suitably inspired. |
| When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also,
breakfast and dinner. |
| When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs. of grain that needs to be
unloaded. |
| When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of
"Veterinary Services" |
| When you need to learn, hang around, bud. I'll learn ya.
Sincerely,
Your Horse |
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