 | ... induce labor in a mare? Take a nap. |
| ... cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer. |
| ... cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class. |
| ... get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Enter them in a liberty
class. |
| ... get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill
it with fresh water. |
| ... get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show. |
| ... get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of
his stall. |
| ... make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you
always wanted? Sell her before she foals. |
| ... get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out
late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him. |
| ... induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse. |
| ... make it rain? Mow a field of hay. |
| ... make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.
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