 | Quarter Horses:
Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their
butts. Not real bright. But get passed on since they are responsible for all
the trophies in the glass cases. |
| Thoroughbreds:
Preppies. They are athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather
halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. |
| Connemaras: Gorgeous
chicks with sultry eyelashes, sexy curves, devil-may-care attitudes. NOT into
studying or anything to do with geometry. Great fun to be around, delightful
senses of humor, and the world's best pranksters. Can usually be found in the
nearest pub, entertaining the masses. Fast and easy. |
| Appaloosas: Could only
be the stoners. They like to drop acid so they can watch their spots move.
|
| Arabians: RAH! RAH!
SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?) |
| Shetland Ponies:
Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitude and any color
of the rainbow. Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos. |
| Friesians: Big, buff,
and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner
of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their
path. |
| Morgans: They're the
nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything
from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and
jocks. They have perpetual wedgies. |
| Drafts (all breeds):
No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in
the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP
them? |
| Icelandics and Paso
Finos: They're the little squirrelly geeks who flit around a dance trying to
fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or
would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??). |
| Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl?
Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can
spell their names either. |
| Hackney Ponies: A
breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees
and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom. |
| Warmbloods: The school
staff and faculty. Looking down their noses with righteous indignation and
disgust. Secretly wishing they were having half as much fun. |
