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Things not to say to a hot, tired farrier:

 
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bulletIf you will just give each of the dogs a piece of hoof they will get out from under the horse and quit fighting.
bulletAs much as you charge, I should get to use that truck too.
bulletIf you get that done in 30 minutes, you’ll be making $160. per hour.
bulletThat’s not the way they did it on that horseshoeing show.
bulletI see who makes all the money in horses - farriers!
bulletMy last farrier couldn’t finish - they gave me your name and number.
bulletYou don’t mind if I feed the other horses, do you?
bulletAre you sure you have them on the correct foot?
bulletIf he didn’t kick like that, I’d trim him myself.
bulletWould you mind trimming my new BLM mustang?
bulletCan we shoe him in the arena? If he rears in the barn, he hits his head.
bulletYou sure earned your money on that one!
bulletI forgot you were coming; I just turned all the horses out.
bulletCan you make it after six, or on Sunday, I have to work.
bulletI just cannot believe that he bit you.
bulletI read all about the “ Natural Way ” to trim on the internet, and you’re supposed to...
bulletDid that hurt?
bulletI know that he is difficult to shoe, but he is so good on the trails.
bulletIt doesn’t look like he’s leaning from here.
bulletGood morning - glad you’re here - can we reschedule? I have a lot going on today.
bulletIt’s so cool that he can “balance” on just two feet.
bulletCan you shoe him so that he doesn’t paw?
bulletDon’t tell my husband that I used the grocery money.
bulletMost times when he kicks, he misses!
bulletJust do the hinds - I’ll do the fronts.
bulletI left the checkbook in the car, and my wife/husband just left - can you bill me?
bulletI’m sure glad you don’t mind working on muddy feet.
bulletDoes it mean my horses have some sort of deficiency when they chew the paint off your truck like that?
bulletThis horse does forge, also interferes, and sometimes hits his knees.... we need to keep the price down on this bill.
bulletI got a bargain on these shoes at a rummage sale, could you use them instead and save me some money?
bulletOops! Wrong horse.
bulletI know I said just a trim, but can we shoe ‘em as well?
bulletMy weanling colt needs a trim, and I figured you could halter break him at the same time.
bulletI’ve got a new horse whose feet are in pretty bad shape. The previous owners said their farrier wouldn’t work on him.
bulletI know it’s been a long day for you; that’s why I saved the worst one for last.
bulletIf my other farrier’s ribs weren’t broken, he’d be able to get shoes on this horse.
bulletIt’s a good thing you’re slow today, or he’d have had shoes on when he kicked your truck.
bulletMy grandpa used to shoe horses like you, only he used a sledge and a corn knife.
bulletI don’t understand why the shoes didn’t stay on. I just had them done 12 weeks ago 
   
 

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