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Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. I soon noticed that this program
has appears to have many glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have
to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of an important document
and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This program also contained
applications I did not wish to install, such as Manure 8.5, however they auto-installed
with Horse 1.0. Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.0 can no longer run,
crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Horse 1.0 has attached itself to
programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as "Monthly
Shoeing" and "Winter Blanket". Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me
to send a check to the manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for the aforementioned items. I have
tried to uninstall Horse 1.0 numerous times, but when I try to run the uninstall program,
I get a warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Withdrawal"
will infect my system. Please Help!!!
THE REPLY:
Dear User, Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is that
Horse 1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program" It is NOT--it is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its' creator to run everything! A warning will soon be
imprinted on the box. Since you have already installed Horse 1.0 here are a few tips on
how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1,
you may run C:/HIRE HELP, however this will cause another folder to be added to financial
applications labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment to "Staff" will
result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run again on startup. A note of caution: NOT
booting up your computer for several days isn't the answer to avoid Feed 5.3 and Water
7.1. You will find that when you boot your computer again a nasty virus called "Colic
4.2" will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid
computer of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing "Vet 10.0" which we admit
is extremely expensive, but crucial! Otherwise, Colic 4.2 will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system. Finally, it is important that you run C:/Carrots and C:/Scratch
Ears on a fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you have any
more questions, please call our toll free number.
Sincerely, Tech Support
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