Dear Miniature Horse Owner,
Are you
experiencing too many 2nd places to inferior animals in the show ring?
Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike
most chain letters, it doesn't cost money.
Simply send a copy to six other Mini owners who are dissatisfied with the way their
horses are showing. Also bundle up your Miniature Horse and send him/her to the Mini owner
at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you. In one week, you
will receive 16,436 Miniatures, and one of them should be a real dandy.
Have faith in this letter. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got
her own horse back.
