Horse Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

Reluctance to cook

Reluctance to perform housework Reluctance to wear anything but boots

Reluctance to work except in support of a horse

Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

This has been a public service announcement.