 | When in doubt, run far, far away. |
| You can never have too many treats. |
| Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
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| New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
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| Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
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| Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss. |
| Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk
when you can stand still. |
| Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
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| Eat plenty of roughage. |
| Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help
too. |
| When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
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| In times of crisis, take a poop. |
| Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
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| Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
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| A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
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| Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat. |
